May I Slap the God Damn Kid?

I wanted to reach into the TV, grab that little cheeto eater by his EMINEM t-shirt collar and smack him in the head a few times. Why? He was in attendance at Sea World when a Killer Whale decided to kill a trainer. The kid was dumbfounded on CNN... "Why would a whale do such a thing?...."

I'd like to direct the lad to the word "killer" in "killer whale". They didn't get the moniker from the endless affection towards other mammals.

People were surprized when Aussie naturalist Steve Irwin was jabbed through the ticker by a sting ray. Note the word "Sting".

Sting rays, killer whales.... what was so transparent that these guys didn't realize that they were flirting with disaster? If you get a barb in the heart from molesting a "love ray" then you can whine!

Animals bare names that we should appreciate and revere. Yes, a trainer was almost drowned by a killer whale. Imagine what that crowd would have been treated to if it was a sperm whale!!

You get the point.

Black Friday

Aren't we sensitive enough to start calling it "African-American Friday"? It is the first day of the Kwanzaa Season. Peace in this season to all people of African descent.

The War on Thanksgiving

You know, the woman at my chiropractor's office said, "have a good holiday". I assume that she was talking about Thanksgiving.

I know it is all fashionable to try to trash this holiday, but she didn't have to call it a holiday, she could say "Thanksgiving". Worse, some people even call it Turkey Day!

I'm sick and tired of the war on Thanksgiving!

NOT Voting.

I'm proud of the fact that I refuse to partake in the scam. Yes, if you go and cast your ballot and vote for anything or anyone you do not believe in then you've been had. Stop voting against people. I won't.

Politicians are full of shit and I won't waste my vote to shoot myself in the ass. I believe in the Constitution and ideals posed by our founders. I want a small government, states' rights (consistent with Reagan). I want our military to not be used for nation-building (consistent with Governor G.W. Bush). I want a balanced budget, and government out of personal decisions (consistent with Clinton).

I don't want higher taxes, expansion of government programs, promises, lies, waste, pork and fraud. I don't want to support optional wars and restriction of Constitutional rights. I will not have the government tell me that somebody's mystical lies and myths be posted in my courtrooms and classrooms.

Government will not lie to children about science and will not impede medical progress.

That leaves them all out! There is nobody I can vote for, I hate them all.

I used to wonder why the 9-11 terrorists targeted the World Trade Center and the Pentagon rather than the White House and Capitol Hill. Now I know. They would have been doing us a favor.

I still might go vote on local ballot initiatives and maybe a local judge or city council member, but I will not vote FOR anyone unless it is someone I support.