Bible Code Predicts 9-11!

I predict you are now responsible for the deaths!

I watched a television show on the History Channel, a special describing the "Bible Code". As the story goes, the writers of the Old Testament allegedly installed cryptic messages into the Hebrew letters of the text. While the text itself is typical bible-speak, these hidden messages are crystal clear to the right computer program and tell vivid details of past and future events.

Apparently when analyzed there are blocks of local text hiding details of future events, such as "Wright Brothers / Airplane" and "Kennedy" / "Will be Assassinated" / "Oswald". In fact, one Bible Code researcher claims that he accurately predicted the terrorist attack of 9-11. He indicates the Bible Code clearly reveals "Bin Laden" and "Twin Towers" and "Airplane". He claims that the date of 9-11-2004 was apparent along with the names of several of the hijackers.

Can someone please make sure this dickhead is arrested and locked in a room with the 9-11 families and 3000 hot metal pokers?

Let's assume the Bible Code assertions are correct; that they can predict the future with cryptic messages in the Bible. We’ll assume he predicted this attack. We’ll assume he knew it would be by airplanes into the World Trade Center and that he knew the names of the hijackers and the date.

Now, if he knew of the attack, why didn’t he tell anyone? This was 100% preventable! Mohammad Atta could have been arrested at the gate. Box cutters could have been seized. Planes could have been grounded and the towers and pentagon evacuated. If he knew in his heart that the Bible is the irrefutable code-encrusted word of God, and is an accurate predictor of impending events, why did he do nothing with this critical information? Certainly the Commander in Chief welcomes direction from the Lord!

It is easy to predict the future once it has passed. Let's hold the Bible Code for what it is. It is either coincidence and fraud, or treasonous. Be careful before you open your eucharist hole.

If it is possible to predict tragedy and suffering using ancient text, then we need to hold God himself accountable. If the Bible Code is real then it means God is toying with us, making us meaningless little souls suffer catastrophe because we can't solve his crossword puzzles fast enough.