Help Me Get My Pots Back!

Dear Web Log Community--

I really need your help! Please read on...

My dear mother bought me some Ultrex cookware from HSN.com. How sweet. It turns out that Ultrex is crap and the 55 year finish fell off like a greased omlette. Ultrex and HSN won't do anything to honor the 55 year warranty.

I'm exhausted in dealing with these dorks. The pots and pans were shipped back 3 months ago for replacement. I have seen nothing yet and an HSN operator (Anita) even hung up on me. I've been cooking in a microwave (or BBQ grill) for 3 months. Thanksgiving dinner sucked!

Can you please fuck with them for me? Please call 800-284-3900. Punch "1" and then 0 for help. Ask for a supervisor, either Eric or Kay. Tell them to quit jerking Kevin around and replace his damn pots. Take up their time like they have wasted mine! Maybe some of you blog Wiccan chicks could put a spell on them or perhaps some whammy from a Haitian religious holy person... Thanks!

I'd appreciate your help. Someday you may be saucepotless and want some noodles... this could be your problem too!

If you could email me at kevin@kevinfolta.com to let me know your results I'd appreciate it, and I will post them here.

Thank you, and bless you. Please be a prick!

Kevin