Flip Over a 1 Ton Jug of Pancake Makeup?

I write today’s account in anticipation of a Friday verdict in the Michael Jackson trial. Only 13 years ago another Los Angeles verdict was handed down. The exoneration of the cops that beat crackhead / perennial loser Rodney King brought throngs of South Central’s residents out to riot, destroying their own neighborhoods. Reginald Denny still has a headache.

I watch the enthralled Michael Jackson worshippers outside of the court building. They somehow know he is innocent.

Inside I hope for a guilty verdict so I can see them all cry. Maybe I’m evil. Maybe they are stupid.

Probably both.

I wonder what they’ll do when they riot… Any suggestions?