Dismembryos!

Today I have offered the New World Odor venue to occasional contributor Reverend Harland Ferris of East Palatka, FL. He has some pointed opinions on stem cell research and the recent legislative actions on the impending science. -- Schmootzie

Dear Readers of this Blog of Filth,

The Great President Bush has spoken about embryo research and will veto the legislation aimed to expand the slaughter of our 16-celled citizens. The mission of his Culture of Life has the vision to recognize that these little people are alive and swimming in a loving pool of nutrients, praying for a womb to one day call home. He has the intellect and integrity to speak down on the demoncrats and republican traitors that conspire to sacrifice human life for the evils of science.

But the President should not stop there. Next he shall establish the Office of Fallopian Security (OFS), an agency to expand and enforce investigations and penalties on the evildoers that maintain the jihad against the unborn that lie in vitro. Here are some of the changes we can look forward to if you can help convince those in power to take action:

1. MONTHLY TESTING OF ALL WOMEN for pregnancy and proper embryo-fetus maintenance. OFS doctors will track women between the onset of menses and menopause with monthly pregnancy tests. Proof of pregnancy will make the mother-to-be responsible for that young life. Those miscarrying will be tried for involuntary manslaughter. The term "miscarry" is a watered-down distortion by liberals to make this crime against the unborn seem like a mistake or accident. The Lord doesn't make junk, so the defective mother must have polluted her insides to deem them unfit rightful habitation. It is not a "miscarriage" is is a spontaneous ABORTION and ALL ABORTION is killing the unborn! After OFS testing, repeated spontaneous abortion will result in the defective woman's trial as a serial killer. After all, ALL embryos are lives, and all lives are sacred and to be protected.

2. SHUT DOWN OF IN-VITRO FERTILIZATION clinics and ARREST AND TRIAL of those seeking implanted embryos. The bottom line is, although one, two, three, four or more embryos may be implanted and taken to term, the majority do not successfully implant. Here, doctors and parents conspire in the death of the un-implantable. If Jesus prescribes a woman to be barren then she should be so, and not sacrifice little babies to fulfill her selfish family inclinations.

3. DESTRUCTION OF COUNTRIES that engage in embryonic cell research. South Korea, Japan, China and a number of European companies comprise the “Excess of Embryos” nations stockpiling Cells of Mass Instruction. These microscopic repositories of disease data and potential cures must not be sacrificed for scientific gain. Plus, evidence not reported in the liberally-biased media and internets says that when you freeze an embryo in liquid nitrogen and revive it there is chromosome damage that can make it homosexual.

4. STOPPING ALL RESEARCH, period. President Bush (God Bless) is only stopping the expansion of federal funding, and we need to stop all private efforts to kill the unborn. I heard they are going to grind up the unborn for injection into Michael J. Fox's brain.

Christian Brothers, your immediate action is important to cease the terrorism agaist our babies! Please, for the love of all that is good and decent print this list of four legislative action points and submit it to your senators, representative and president. Remember, someday in heaven you demons will have to reconcile your actions with those millions of blastocysts that have been sacrificed and it ain't going to be pretty.

Rev. Harlan Ferris
East Palatka, FL