Let Terri Take the Dirt Nap

note from Schmootzie: Hi everyone. Periodically I let my neighbor and racketball partner Rev. Harlan Ferris take a stab at preparing something for the New World Odor. He's so hard right that he too thinks Bush is a loser. Yesterday he handed me a piece about Terri Schiavo, the brain-injured Florida patient that doctors say has zero chance for recovery. I give to you his hard-line Christian indictment of Conservative Christianity:


Why Terri Should Die by Rev. Harlan Ferris

Glory be to God! I've listened to the Limbaughs and local "conservative" disc jockey Bob Rose over in the People's Republic of Gainesville. They all say that Terri's feeding tube must stay in and her life prolonged. They call themselves conservatives! They call themselves Christian and Pro-Life!

However, while I am Pro-Life, I am more Pro-ETERNAL-Life in the arms of Jesus. Our Sweet Lord prepared a place for Ms. Schiavo many years ago. He has a warm place at his hand, a space remaining void and vacant in her absence. Here she is trapped in her disfigured earthen vessel, tied to the machines and drugs of the mad doctors and scientists that perpetuate Satan's chemical lies. They force her to stay a part of her earthly trappings, despite God's calling to His side. Hosana in the highest!

And the so-called Conservatives again use Jesus for convenience! They count on him to get out the vote and to demonize the demonic enemy, but when it comes time to TRUST Jesus the Christ, they don't. They trust medicine and machines and scientists that say we came from monkeys! Mercy All!

I say take out the tubes and pray, pray not for expedient departure of her soul to the arms of Jesus. Ask the Lord to leave her with us. Pray for her soul to stick hard to the battered bones, flesh and neurologicalism. If the Lord is willing, she will draw a breath and rise from the bed, returning to do His work on earth. If it is not His will, then she will move to God's side with the choirs of angels above. Allelujah!

See, Conservatives only USE the Lord when it is politically expedient to do so. They don't possess a fundamental TRUST of Jesus to give him full command when in dire adversity. Trust Jesus. Pull the tubes. He will do the right thing.


Respectfully,

Rev. Harland Ferris
Trinity Faithful Assembly of God by Faith
East Palatka, FL