President vs. Drunken Clown, a Scorecard

President Bush: There is clear, absolute evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
Schmootzie: "They don't have anything"
Outcome: White House admits, "no weapons"
Score: President 0, Drunk Clown 1

President Bush: 9-11 terrorists are from Iraq
Schmootzie: Gimmie a break!
Outcome: 9-11 terrorists are Saudis and others, not Iraqi
Score: 0, Drunk Clown 2

President Bush: New proposal will save Medicare and bring benefits to seniors, will cost $300 billion over 10 years
Schmootzie: New bureaucracy will form, individual savings will be negligible, cost will be severely underestimated.
Outcome: Seniors confused, no big savings, will cost a trillion bucks in 10 years, big pharma is clear winner
Score: GWB 0, Drunk Clown 3

President Bush: We'll catch Osama Bin Laden dead or alive
Schmootzie: You'll never catch him
Outcome: Still not caught
Score: GWB 0, Drunk Clown 4

President Bush: We’re gonna git Saddam Hussein
Schmootzie: You'll never catch him
Outcome: Saddam captured!
Score: GWB 1, Drunk Clown 4

President Bush: "Mission Accomplished"
Schmootzie: "Mission Not Accomplished"
Outcome: "Mission Not Accomplished"
Score: GWB 1, Drunk Clown 5

President Bush: We have to go to smoke 'em out of their holes, break the backbone of Al Queda in Afghanistan and Iraq
Schmootzie: You're only going to increase recruitment and lead to bigger, bolder attacks
Outcome: CIA chief Goss warns, "increased recruitment will lead to bigger, bolder attacks against American interests"
Score: GWB 1, Drunk Clown 6

The president is 1/6 as right as a crappy, intoxicated circus clown and remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day, especially when it has the finest fighting machine and soldiers in the world working for it. More to come... Maybe there should be a clown in the cabinet.