Boycott Shampoo...
demand real poo.
That's all I have in me today. I'm running a 104 fever with bleeding from every orifice. A search of the internets suggests my symptoms consistent with Ebola. I'm no puss, so I'll take an extra vitamin, put on my jammies and sleep it off. Virus schmirus.
I have to stop here. Liquefied innards oozing.
Schmootzie
posted by Schmootzie @ 9:02 AM
1 Comments:
Poor drunken clown, I hope your nipples stop bleeding soon!
Otherwise, you might have to rethink that Halloween costume.
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