It Works Twice as Well On Lesbians!

Ever since I was a mischievious teen I adored the "Fuck her, I did" gag. We'd be driving down the road, drunk and full of achne and testosterone and see a male and female hand in hand, walking along the road in silent loving bliss.

"Fuck her, I did!" I'd blurt from the open window.

As the car sped off I'd turn the Circle Jerks tape up to eleven and laugh all the way home.

Today, 1000 miles away and 24 years later I see a couple walking down the street, hand in hand. I am tempted. As I come closer I see it is a woman and a woman. A two for one.

"Fuck her, I did", said the middle aged loser as he rolled up the window. As the car sped up I turned the Circle Jerks CD up to eight and laughed all the way home.

If the movies are any indicator the lesbians have a good sense of humor and probably laughed all the way home themselves.