Blame the Organic Food Assholes

Okay, I LOVE biotechnology. It kicks major ass and is single handedly the major thrust behind our longer life expectancies and likely will help save the planet.

Then some dickheads decided that DNA manipulation is evil. Worse yet, they tell us that organic food is healthy and groovy. Well read it and weep dorks.

Organic food is grown without genetic enhancement from precise placement of genes of known impact. Instead they are haphazardly bred, mixing in genes from ages long gone in ways that can create toxic plant compounds. Then, they don't use the modern safe, synthetic fertilizers. They use poo. Yes, poo.

So, last year when Dole spinach killed innocent people and left children permanently affected nobody bothered to mention that the tainted crop came from MISSION ORGANICS of San Benito, CA. It was fertilized with cow manure, yes cow shit, cow shit containing the deadly E.coli strain 0157:H7. In a quick web search you find that they cannot be reached for comment. People died from this!

Okay, so you are afraid of genetically enhanced food, but you LOVE shit that is crossed all willy-nilly and covered in poisonous shit. Nice. They create a boogieman called "Frankenfood" and make it all scary, but the brown stinky beast in my toilet is much more evil. I'll take my chances with the GMO before I'll tangle with eating turds.

It IS Frankenfood. I LOVE the term. Remember the story of Frankenstein? Science created something the townspeople didn't understand. Instead of learning about it they rallied and killed it, even though it meant no harm. It may have been good, but we'll never know because the do-gooders made up our minds for us.

Frankenfoods is the perfect moniker. Right now Evil GMOs are fed to billions of people worldwide and have killed zero. They have expanded crop range, fed more people, brought lower environmental impacts and provided larger yields. Organic foods may seem all friendly until you look carefully at the man behind the curtain.