Thursday, May 10, 2007

Free Paris???? Crucify the Bitch!

Will you sign the "comments" area with your thoughts here? Can we use that as a petition to have her executed?

I've always contended that the heiress is a waste of air. She brings nothing to the table. She has no clearly delineated purpose, no speakable talent, yet mangages to remain central to public discourse. She is famous solely for her roles as socialite and attention whore.

A few months ago she was arrested for a DUI. She walked with probation. Now she has violated that probation and will be sent to jail for 45 days. Finally, a judge with a sack.

Now fans are signing petitions and starting websites to "Save Paris". Are you kidding me?

I know a guy that have had a really shitty day at their awful job making no money and stopped for two beers on the way home. Some cop filled a quota by following him out of the bar and onto the road where he somehow blew a 0.81 and was arrested. He ultimately received thousands of dollars in penalties on the first offense. Later he had a few glassess of wine when some dope rear-ended him. Cops came to the scene and saw that he had a prior DUI. They made him take the breathylizer and arrested him for 0.81 again.

After this he had thousands of dollars in court costs, lost his license, went to jail for 30 days and still is doing community service on the weekends. He rides a bike everywhere he goes and can't even get a permit to drive to work. In neither case was he bombed off his ass, he was a hair over the low limit. He also had to go to AA and quit driking, meaning he now is locked in a virtual prison with his wife and kids for life!

Because of her position and priviedge Paris should get a more substantial penalty. At the least throw that bitch into the general population. Better yet, sign this blog below if you want her to receive the firing squad or crucifixion. In the event a judge even entertains an appeal we'll print it out and send it.

I'm sick of the elite being immune from wrong doing when a judge will gladly crap in Joe Six Pack's lunch pail.

1 Comments:

Blogger Chad Motzko said...

I'm with you Schmootzie. String 'er up. Of all people, she should be the last to receive any special treatment.

Chad

12:17 PM  

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