Pissed Off at Baby Jesus

WTF is god damn baby jesus doing? While he's out impressing a bunch of dumbshits in rual Florida by making water drip down a statue of his mom, some mentally ill dork goes and kills a bunch of innocent people in Virginia. God, Jesus, all of the above are nowhere to be found. No miracles, no help, just death from a deranged whackjob in Virginia- the state named after his mom!

Yes, some losers are all excited about a statue outside of an Orlando FL store that somehow formed scum stains on its cheeks. Let's see, statue, outside, rain, dew, etc... gravity... put it all together and a miracle is the only way to explain it.

Of course the work was inspected by the Arch Diocese of Orlando and they concur, it is truly unexplainable except as a miracle. Of course, the stain of Abraham Lincoln's head under my truck's oil pan may be a divine message from the former president.

Once again, the holy spirit chooses to extert its devine influence as schmoots under the eye of a statue. Meanwhile the slaughters continue in Darfur, people die in Iraq, children starve and die from preventable disease. Stay hot. Then a gigantic tornado (AKA "Act of God") destroys a Kansas town and kills 10 people.

Perhaps it is time for god and things to get their priorities straight. Maybe better yet, it is time for believers to hold their gods a bit more accountable. If gods and things really can make miracles happen then they should get off their asses, stop the weeping crap and start making a difference where it matters.

Don't hold your breath.