Gay Hurricanes

I guess it is just the agenda of the pink liberal rainbow watchers over at the National Weather Service that want indoctrinate us with their gay agenda. As hurricane Alberto (VO5) gets ready to give Florida a good blowing I remembered how a few years back I told someone, "I got my ass kicked by Charley, then Frances really hammered me". It was the gayest thing I ever said. At that point I realized that they don't give tropical weather systems butch names.

Look at the list for 2006; it reads like a list of the stylists at the Belagio Day Spa:

Alberto, Chris, Ernesto, Gordon, Isaac, Kirk, Michael, Oscar, Rafael, Tony, William

Okay, it is "Chris" and not "Christopher" so they used the androgenous form. Tony- no problem there. Could they have made it "Mike"?

I also see their liberal agenda showing with the Mexican names. I could almost hear them say, "National language my ass, you're getting beaner hurricanes in Alberto, Ernesto and Raphael!"

So now I get to hunker down and get ready to be blown by Alberto. I think I'm going to start suggesting names for next time. At least they didn't cave into the fever and name one "Bradgelina".