THANK JESUS!

Today a tornado hit Alabama and Missouri. In both cases people died and those that survived called it a "miracle". Sure, it was a miracle for those survivors, but somewhat sucky for those that had their head smooshed by a cinder block or bled to death with a wooden plank blown through their leg.

It was sunny and beautiful in Florida. I guess Jesus just loves us and hates the people that died. Heck, He's the almighty and he probably had a good reason to kill those innocent people with a tornado. Who are we to judge? He knows what he is doing and I love baby Jesus. He only kills the people that deserve it.