Jon Benet -- Still Dead, Just Like Her Killer
First of all, it is Elvis Death Day so expect weirdness.
Second of all, you might recall my abilty to see through the bullshit of human weirdness, as documented by the predcition of a false kidnapping story by the Runaway Bride Jennifer Whatserface. Go ahead, dig through my archives. I nailed it.
Today someone was arrested, the alleged killer of pre-pubescent freaky beauty queen Jon Benet Ramsey. However, he could not be the actual killer. This just smells funny, funnier than it smelled with JB's parents insulated themselves with lawyers and hid from questions concerning their daughter's untimely death.
You heard it here first, this guy is not the killer. The killer ain't talkin.
posted by Schmootzie @ 10:49 PM
1 Comments:
gotta tell ya, you and a lot of others think this smells fishier than a trawler in a heat wave. I'm guessin he doesn't have long to live, and there is a fat life insurance policy waiting for the next of kin.
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