So Long Blog Suckas!

For the last 12 months it has been a pleasure to prepare my daily thoughts and submit them to this public forum. I have appreciated the frequent feedback from anonymous friends, along with the harsh email from goons and twits.

No more! Today I quit this activity as I will no longer have time to write. I am transitioning to a life of sloth and decadence, and only my help will be tinkering on computers to parlay my newfound riches into more cash to fuel my exorbitance.

Oh lucky me! It turns out that I was randomly selected by a Nigerian princess (Princess Ngo’an Tan) to receive 6 million dollars! She sent me the note via email today. See, her family invested heavily in the United States and she has a massive amount of money here in New York City. It’s all in a safety deposit box and I can go there and get it out.

I just need to get the key, and she’s going to send it to me. I just need to wire her the money for postage.

I never realized how good we had it here. We can ship a key for a buck, maybe $30 if we ship it next day via FedEx. She needs $17,000 to get it here. Poor thing.

So I took out cash advances and did a home equity loan. Boy, will my wife be surprised! That key should be here any day now….