Hot and Juicy with Balls!

"Where's the Beef", you ask? I'll tell you where it is, right between the thighs of Wendy's Corporate decision makers. A few weeks ago a restaurant patron alleged to have found a finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili. She made the story quite public and filed a lawsuit against the company.

Wendy's offered $50K for information, they checked employees, they checked the folks in the Wendy's Chili Prep Sweatshop in Micronesia, and nobody had compromised phalange numbers. They smelled a rat, and sales took a beating in regional stores. At great expense their employees were given lie detector tests and extensive interviews. The spotlight turned to the alleged victim, Anna Ayala.

The police searched her home at which time she promptly withdrew her lawsuit. Within a day she was arrested, and it has been revealed that she has a long history of filing lawsuits against companies, essentially as a career. I'll bet when all is said and done that others go down for this too, as that finger came from somewhere, probably a hospital or funeral home. Then we can really dole out the punishment.

The best part is, Wendy's has filed suit against her and is holding her accountable for their losses. She will be likely tried for "Grand Theft".

I'm not going to play the violin for corporate America, but I'm glad Wendy's didn't fall victim to her bullshit like most companies would have. Whereas most companies nowadays would roll over and capitulate to an out-of-court settlement, Wendy's called the bitch on her scam. They searched for the evidence, identified the facts and they found the truth.

If I ate hamburgers or fast food I'd spend my money at Wendy's. Clara Peller and Dave Thomas both can sit still in their graves knowing that their company has garnered additional prominence and respect in the minds of thinking Americans that are tired of frivolous and bogus lawsuits.