Boner Donor

One night in a drunken haze I filled out the organ donation section of my Illinois drivers license. I had to be in my early 20's and had yet to realize that there was a time and place for being funny.

I checked the "specific organs" box and filled in the adjacent line with "penis and testes". I returned the card to my wallet and forgot about it where it sat unbrandished until I was pulled over by an Illinois State Trooper for speeding.

I relinquished my license and insurance card and sat quietly waiting for my ticket.

He returned only to tell me that he was going to write me a ticket, but when he read that I was going to donate my wiener he was laughing so hard he decided to not worry about it.

I had no idea what he was talking about. Was he making a pass at me?

Several weeks later I found my donation request on my license and it all made sense. A boring drunken night with my organ donation card and an indelible marker got me out of a ticket and made a cop's day.