Do the Sharks Know Something?

CRAP! HE SAYS! Hurricane Dennis is coming my way, so I'm going to post my stuff for Saturday and Sunday now. It actually is July 8th, so go read that one now. Read the 9th on the 9th and today's on the 10th. Get it? Make sure you come back for today's. It's pretty good.

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My leaking tequila-dulled synapses completely forgot that I accurately anticipated a terror attack based on recent "chatter". The "chatter" of which I speak was not the intercepted communications of Islamic fundamentalists. Instead it was the chatter of human bones amongst the spiny dentition of sharks in the Gulf of Mexico. Chatter chatter. Yes, the Gulf of Mexico is the place where hurricane Dennis just went through earlier today.

As I posted here on June 28, 2005, we should anticipate a terror attack because of the high prevalence of human-shark interaction. It proved to be true!

In an Art Bellian sort of way I wonder if a shark has a primitive monitor, a sixth sense that anticipates evil and then fixes to resolve it by eating it, only since it can't get out of the water and identify the potential evildoer it attacks the first ass it sees. Accusing a shark of sharp senses with poor discrimination would be biologically on target.

The correlation is pretty solid and stands only to be further tested as we march forward into a twisted world where war begets war and senseless slaughter brings more of the same.